EST. 6/25/14.
AUTOPLAY EPILEPSY TW IND. NOLANVERSE HARLEY QUINN ARC: NEW AND IMPROVED HARLEY QUINN
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mikeysvevo:

can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im pretty sure it was higher than that and she ended up giving me 96% for a project i never did

hoechlined:

when i’m in the christmas mood and everybody else isn’t

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preteenager:

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

hungarian:

sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s ok bc u can just kill them

twitterlols:

me as a wife

scorpiofactsdaily:

If you are not the most Extra person in the room you need to fix that immediately

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

top six ways to insult boys
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farandolae:

baphomeme-archive:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. “hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. “sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

heavenhillgirl:

The Love Witch (2016), dir. Anna Biller