^{(SURPRISE BITCH! BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME)}

hoechlined:

when i’m in the christmas mood and everybody else isn’t

preteenager:

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

missharleenfquinzel:

Dr. Quinn+Advice

motelbunni:

Im proud of how I captured the crazy like she legitimately looks like she’d rip a dick off Ig-motelbunny

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

allthingsmusings:

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

• ​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
• ❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
  
• ❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
• ​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
• ❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
  
• ❝ help me decorate! ❞
• ​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
  
• ​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
  
• ​❝ bring a jacket! ❞
  
• ​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
• ​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
• ​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
• ​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
  
• *sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
  
• ​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
  
• ​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
  
• ​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
• ​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
• ❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
  
• ​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
  
• ​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
  
• ​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
  
• ​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
  
• ​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
• ❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
• ❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
• ❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
• ❝ did you hear that? ❞
• ❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
• ❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
• ❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
  
• ❝ what did you get? ❞
• ❝ want to trade candy? ❞
• ❝ i got a rock. ❞
• ❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
• ❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
• ❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
• ❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
  
• ❝ trick or treat! ❞
• ❝ happy halloween! ❞
• ❝ happy fall! ❞
• ❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
• ❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
• ❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
  
• ❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
• ❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
  
• ❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
  
• ❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
• ❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
• ❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
• ❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
• ❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
• ❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
• ❝ i just saw something! ❞
• ❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
• ❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
• ❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
• ❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
• ❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
  
• ❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
  
• ❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
  
• ❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
• ❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
  

clizzy:

_{i’m so sorry, i’m not sorry}

_{i say i am but really…}

_{i’m a bad, bad girl}

_{i kissed that boy again}